10 Hilarious Bios If Disney Princes Had Dating Apps

10 Hilarious Bios If Disney Princes Had Dating Apps

Disney Princes taking to online dating? How would they construct their profiles if given the chance?

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Disney is well-known for its movies, many of which feature princes and princesses. Many of these characters hold a fond place in fans’ hearts. So much so that people like to imagine what it would be like if they lived in the real world. While the princesses have more of a following than the princes, these boys have also been shown some love.

In an active Reddit thread about the bios princesses would have if they were on a dating website, some users added possible prince bios to the mix. Buzzfeed has also written two articles featuring sidesplitting prince dating profiles. One about if princes had Tinder, and one featuring what their profiles would look like on Grindr. Here are 10 hilarious bios princes might use if they had dating apps.

10 Charming

Cinderella’s Prince Charming was determined to track down the mysterious Cinderella after she fled his castle during a party. In order to find his true love, he went around the kingdom checking out the feet of all in the land to see if they matched the shoe she left behind. This bio makes a hilarious joke out of this search as it has seemingly resulted in a foot fetish for Prince Charming.

9 Li Shang

Li Shang is the prince from Mulan. Reddit user Bawn_ suggests that this prince would use the bio, “Let’s get down to business ;),” This bio has a double meaning as it references the song “I’ll Make a Man out of You” while also having a hidden sexual innuendo. Li Shang is the kind of character who gets straight to the point, and with this bio, he certainly does that!

8 Ferdinand

Prince Ferdinand makes his appearance in Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. He has very little screen time as he shows up and sings a song to Snow White before disappearing for most of the movie. He returns right before the end to kiss Snow White and wake her.

He was probably pretty surprised to find out that his “true love” lived in a house with several other men. This would be enough to scare any man off, and this bio pokes fun at this idea. His throwing in his singing chops is a funny afterthought as that is pretty much all fans know about this Prince.

7 Aladdin

Though Aladdin is a thief, Jasmine is quick to overlook this fact. This prince isn’t ashamed of who he is though and asserts that stealing was his only chance to survive. Reddit user KassKenway suggests that Aladdin would set his bio as, “I’ll steal more than just your heart ;),” Aladdin is a bold and daring prince, and this forward approach definitely fits his style.

6 Eric

While Buzzfeed’s Grindr profile was a bit much, it did contain some solid ideas for The Little Mermaid’s Prince Eric. Using the best from their post, Eric’s profile would read, “Not much into talking here for a long time. If I take too long to respond, it just means I’m not interested. Plenty of other fish in the sea.”

This hilariously addresses the fact that Eric fell for a woman to which he never spoke. Using the saying “plenty of fish in the sea” is also clever, as Eric may be a little more into fish than some.

5 Adam AKA “Beast”

This dating profile depiction by Rafael Hidalgo would make for an interesting Beauty and the Beast remake. If Adam had only had access to online dating, it may have been a bit easier for him to find his true love. True, they would have been surprised to find that he didn’t look exactly like his profile picture – but what person hasn’t had that experience with online dating?

4 John Smith

John Smith never should have been considered a Disney prince. His Grindr profile makes a dig at his problematic relationship with Pocahontas as he refuses to identify himself with a tribe. It also points out some of the movie’s flaws – such as the missing British accents.

The profile also references him being new to the area and wanting to explore his new surroundings. John’s interest in Pocahontas seemed primarily due to his physical attraction to her, so online dating would be great for Smith.

3 Flynn Rider

Tangled’s Flynn Rider is the most mischievous Disney prince – but fans love him. He is suave and bold but can also be pretty romantic. This bio is filled with hilarious references to the movie as well as double entendres.

Though this profile has him looking for a male partner, his interest in hair hasn’t dwindled. He remains both sweet and saucy as he mentions wanting someone to “light up” his life while also talking about his “big tower.”

2 Phillip

Sleeping Beauty’s Prince Phillip is another prince who doesn’t do much before waking Aurora from her sleep. Still, this bio is filled with fabulous references to his role in the movie.

From referencing the song “Once Upon a Dream” to looking for a “happy ending” this bio is sure to catch the eye of many possible suitors. While the line about his passionate kisses is funny, the best line in this bio is “DON’T FALL ASLEEP ON ME” as this is sure to be a sore spot for Prince Phillip.

1 Naveen

In The Princess and the Frog Naveen was not happy about being turned into a frog. Judging by his dating profile, he seems to have found a way to put this transformation to good use.

Naveen also makes it clear that he is not looking for love, just looking for fun. It seems his spoiled ways have returned as he seems determined to find someone who will take care of all of his needs – both physically and financially.

Link Source : https://screenrant.com/hilarious-online-dating-bios-disney-princes/

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