Gilmore Girls 10 Funniest Quotes Ranked

Gilmore Girls: 10 Funniest Quotes, Ranked

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1 Gilmore Girls: 10 Funniest Quotes, Ranked

The main characters on Gilmore Girls keep fans laughing all the time. These are the most hilarious quotes from the heartwarming mother/daughter show.

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The dialogue is one of the most special and famous parts of Gilmore Girls, thanks to the unique sense of humor that each main character has. While the characters do talk about their thoughts and feelings, Lorelai and Rory can’t help but banter and joke around regularly, and Luke and Sookie make some hilarious comments throughout the show’s run as well.

It’s true that there is at least one memorable joke in every episode, even in the less popular season 7, but when fans look back on this popular series, there are some quotes that make fans laugh no matter how many times they watch these episodes.

10 Sookie Asks Jess An Important Question

“Do you eat cheese?”

Jess’s bad Gilmore Girls reputation doesn’t last forever, but when he begins living in Stars Hollow, the townspeople aren’t sure about him. When Sookie meets him, she asks him this hilarious question, as she truly thinks that it makes sense to inquire about his eating habits.

While most people would say hi or ask how someone is doing when they meet them for the first time, that’s just not Sookie’s style. This beloved character has a quirky mind of her own and since she loves cooking and feeding people so much, she thinks it’s perfectly natural to ask Jess this question. The confused look on this face makes it even funnier, although this line isn’t as good as some of Lorelai’s one-liners or monlogues.

9 Lorelai On The Chilton PTA Debates

“Last week there was a huge debate over whether plaid scrunchies were acceptable head wear. People took sides, things got ugly, the scrunchie motion finally passed and I’d like to think I was the tie breaker.”

Gilmore Girls fans learn pretty quickly that Chilton is a place of higher learning with many intimidating parents. Lorelai doesn’t love attending the PTA meetings, but she jokes about the literal debate that happened about scrunchies.

This quote is both funny and also significant since it allows viewers to see how intense the other parents are, which shows that both Rory and Lorelai feel uncomfortable and like they don’t belong in this fancy world.

8 Lorelai Talks About Emily Buying Rory Dorm Furniture

“Take heart in knowing that when it comes to controlling a person, my mother targeted my soul, my independence, and my entire future, and at least with you, she threw in an ottoman.”

Emily showcases her overbearing personality when she decorates Rory’s Yale dorm room without letting her know beforehand. While some people would be thrilled to have some free furniture and decor, Rory wishes that Emily would have let her know and also asked if she was interested.

Lorelai makes Rory laugh by talking about how Emily has always made decisions for Lorelai’s life without asking her how she feels. Since this quite has a layer of sadness within it as Lorelai is talking about her unhealthy and unhappy relationship with her mom, it’s not quite as hilarious as some others.

7 Luke Leaves Lorelai A Message

“Hey it’s me again, I’m not sure we are at the point in this relationship where you actually need to know that much information about my whereabouts. So if we’re not, I’m sorry. I could have just said, ‘I’m going out of town, and I’ll call you later.'”

Luke and Lorelai’s romantic Gilmore Girls scenes come after a lot of worry and uncertainty about whether they’re going to start dating in the first place. In season 5, Luke leaves Lorelai a message on her answering machine, letting her know that he’s going to be away for a little while.

Luke is often the most hilarious when he’s not attempting a joke at all, which is what makes this quote so special. He’s so confused about the right way to act around Lorelai, who he has loved for such a long time, that he can’t help but wonder if she’ll think he’s moving too fast.

6 Rory Worries About Her Harvard Acceptance

“How am I supposed to get into Harvard if I have no wilderness skills?”

Getting into college isn’t usually a laughing matter, with SATs, letters of recommendation, and AP classes stressing many high schoolers out. Rory manages to make a joke about her Ivy League dreams when, at the start of season 2, she begins worrying about how she doesn’t have any extracurriculars to mention on her application.

While most teenagers would freak out just like Rory does at this time in her life, she unintentionally makes a joke about wilderness skills, allowing her sense of humor to shine. Rory isn’t trying to be funny here, which is why this quote is so hilarious.

5 Lorelai Hates Avocado

“Since I said ‘Gross, what’s that?’ and you said ‘Avocado.'”

Many of Lorelai’s funniest quotes are about food, whether she’s joking about pudding, pie, or burgers.

This time, she’s letting Emily know that she hates avocados. Emily is confused about when this happened, and Lorelai knows that she has never been a big fan. If this statement was about any other fruit or vegetable, it might not be that hilarious. But since avocados have become so trendy and popular in recent years, this quote is memorable, as Lorelai is famous for not liking healthy food.

4 Luke’s Feelings

“Tradition is a trap that allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything in the past was so quaint, so charming. Times were simpler, kids didn’t have sex, neighbors knew each other. It’s a friggin’ fairy tale. Things sucked then too, they just sucked without indoor plumbing.”

Luke is a loveable Gilmore Girls character and a big part of that is his pessimistic view of the world. While he does soften up once he begins dating Lorelai, for much of the series, he complains and thinks that everyone around him is being silly.

Fans love many of Luke’s speeches, including when he says that he doesn’t like tradition. This quote is hilarious since it’s a description of life in Stars Hollow, as people really do know their neighbors and many fans wish they could live in this town because it’s so “quaint” and “charming.” While some of Luke’s rants can be problematic, which is one way Gilmore Girls has aged poorly, his statement about the good old days is funny and sweet.

3 Emily’s First Friday Night Dinner Comments

“Well, it’s not every day I have my girls over for dinner on a day that the banks are open.”

The Friday Night Dinner tradition begins in the pilot episode, as Lorelai agrees to this deal in order for Emily and Richard to cover Rory’s Chilton tuition costs. Emily is clearly shocked that her daughter and granddaughter are over for dinner as she makes this snide comment.

This quote stands out as Emily could have simply said that she rarely sees her family or that she only sees them on important holidays. But she has a unique sense of humor and has to make a joke about it. Like many funny quotes on Gilmore Girls, this one is also about something serious, as Emily is really hurt about not having a good relationship with Rory and Lorelai at this point in the show.

2 Lorelai Sharing Her Love For Coffee

“If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one.”

Gilmore Girls fans love Lorelai and many of her funniest quotes involve her talking about coffee. This one is perfect as it’s impossible to imagine another character on the show saying the same thing, except for maybe Rory, who has grown up loving this drink as much as her mom.

Lorelai’s passion for coffee makes this quote one of the most hilarious from the entire 7 seasons plus the Netflix revival. Only Lorelai could sound this intense and over-the-top about a drink that many people love but simply consider a normal part of their everyday morning routine.

1 Lorelai Explains Why She Needs Caffeine

“I can’t stop drinking the coffee, I stop drinking coffee, I stop doing the standing, and the walking, and the words-putting-into-sentences doing.”

The most hilarious Gilmore Girls quote has to be Lorelai’s comments on why she needs coffee so badly every single day.

Coffee has always been a big part of the series, and it’s how fans first get to know Lorelai, as she asks Luke for one more cup and viewers learn that she has had “none plus five” that day. If this quote was removed from the show, fans would still know that this character enjoys the buzz that she gets from her favorite beverage. But it’s important to hear Lorelai’s explanation that she doesn’t feel like herself if she doesn’t drink several cups of coffee on a daily basis. She associates it with her personality and happiness, and chances are that many fans watching feel the same way.

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