New Girl 10 Funniest Nick Miller Quotes Ranked
New Girl: 10 Funniest Nick Miller Quotes, Ranked
Contents
- 1 New Girl: 10 Funniest Nick Miller Quotes, Ranked
- 1.1 10 “Sometimes Up Close, Art Is Ugly”
- 1.2 9 “I’ve Never Been An Inspiration Before…I Don’t Like This Much Responsibility.”
- 1.3 8 “A Bank Is Just A Paper Bag With Fancier Walls”
- 1.4 7 “I Got Two Perfectly Good Forks At The End Of My Arms!”
- 1.5 6 “We Can’t Break Up If I Can’t Hear You”
- 1.6 5 “I’m Just Telling Her What Kind Of Cake To Bake Me, Son.”
- 1.7 4 “I Will Push If I Want To Push”
- 1.8 3 “You Treat An Outside Wound With Rubbing Alcohol, You Treat An Outside Wound With Drinking Alcohol”
- 1.9 2 “A Writing Class Is For Somebody Who Doesn’t Think Lyrically In Terms Of, Like Poetic Words That Are Just Strung…”
- 1.10 1 “You Gave Me A Cookie, I Gave You A Cookie.”
The resident New Girl cynical, Nick Miller, is arguably one of the funniest characters on the show, with enough funny quotes to fill a book.
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Nick Miller is one of the funniest characters on New Girl. With a deadpan and sarcastic style of humor that resembles Chandler from Friends in many ways, Nick is also inadvertently funny on many occasions. Both his belief and disbelief in things, his inability to comprehend many modern things and thoughts, all amount to several hilarious situations that Nick either creates or becomes involved in.
Nick is also childish and immature, and even when he attempts to act like a grownup, there is never anything that he can’t make a funny situation out of, leading to a handful of hilarious lines.
10 “Sometimes Up Close, Art Is Ugly”
The seriousness with which Nick plans his prank on Schmidt is the starting point for this undeniably funny line. He plans to fill a jar full of pee and pour it over Schmidt’s bed to make him think that he’s incontinent.
When Jess expresses her displeasure about this plan of his, he just shrugs and mouths the above quote. The fact that he considers this prank to be art is just hilarious, and the seriousness with which he approaches it makes it all the funnier.
9 “I’ve Never Been An Inspiration Before…I Don’t Like This Much Responsibility.”
When Winston very reluctantly points out how only Nick seems to be the one following his passions, no matter how weird his passions might seem to others, Nick gets all excited for a minute, until he deflates. He’s incredibly happy because no one has ever seen him as an inspiration before.
But he immediately withdraws it himself, stating that being an inspiration is too much responsibility. Even the mildest of responsibilities worry Nick and this is one of the funnier instances where it becomes explicitly clear.
8 “A Bank Is Just A Paper Bag With Fancier Walls”
When Jess makes the suggestion that he start a bank account to keep his money, Nick launches a tirade about the redundancy of banks. He claims that they are as useful for holding money as a paper bag, and the only difference between the two being the fancier walls that banks have.
The fact that Nick chooses to store his money in a box in his room, refusing to deposit it into a bank, and has the most irrational excuse for doing so, makes the already comical situation even more hilarious.
7 “I Got Two Perfectly Good Forks At The End Of My Arms!”
When Jess and Cece are sharing a cake, Nick swoops in to steal a slice. The fact that he just picks it up from the cake tray and starts eating it without using a fork greatly annoys Jess.
But Nick, ever the practical man, yells, saying that he has two perfectly good forks at the end of his arms, and so obviously doesn’t need any other metal contraptions. His laziness and lack of interest in following any etiquette rule clearly come through here.
6 “We Can’t Break Up If I Can’t Hear You”
Technically quite a serious and emotional moment where Caroline tries to break up with Nick, he simply makes the viewers laugh with his brand of logic, wherein he assumes that if he doesn’t hear her breaking up with him, then obviously they are not broken up.
This insane logic of Nick’s is just hilarious to fans and shows how his mind just automatically turns even such a dramatic situation into a comical one, albeit inadvertently.
5 “I’m Just Telling Her What Kind Of Cake To Bake Me, Son.”
Nick gets caught up in the middle of the newly single Coach ready to go and party, and his girlfriend Jess, with whom he technically hasn’t had the “boyfriend-girlfriend” conversation yet. He wants to appear cool in front of Coach, while also making sure he doesn’t antagonize his girlfriend, but fails miserably in doing so.
When Coach provokes him by asking him whether his girlfriend was not letting him go, he replies back with this extremely out-of-character line that is just hilarious because even Nick’s reaction changes as soon as he realizes what he just said.
4 “I Will Push If I Want To Push”
Nick combines physical humor with clever (mostly unintentional) wordplay to create humorous situations for viewers. This is one such instance where he just refuses to push a door that very clearly requires to be pushed, and instead keeps pulling at it with no end in sight.
His stubbornness is very evident here but it is the simple fact of him just pulling at a door yelling “I hate doors!” that is just too funny for fans to handle.
3 “You Treat An Outside Wound With Rubbing Alcohol, You Treat An Outside Wound With Drinking Alcohol”
Nick says very seriously, without a trace of irony, that it is obviously “science” to treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, and an “inside” wound with drinking alcohol. The perpetual beer drinker Nick doesn’t really need many excuses to do so.
The fact that he comes up with this rationale of treating sadness with alcohol and calling it “science” to top it off, in his very serious tone, makes this an undeniably funny line.
2 “A Writing Class Is For Somebody Who Doesn’t Think Lyrically In Terms Of, Like Poetic Words That Are Just Strung…”
Nick begins this line by saying, “as a writer”, and the hilarious aspect of it is that he just gives up on his own sentence when he’s midway through it.
He tries to make a point but right in the middle of it, he realizes that his own words are failing him and his qualifying himself as a writer in this situation just made his situation look even funnier. He starts incredibly confident and then literally shrugs and just gives up halfway through the sentence.
1 “You Gave Me A Cookie, I Gave You A Cookie.”
Schmidt brings Nick a cookie claiming that he thought about him and simply got him a cookie. Chaos ensues after this with Nick losing his mind about what to get Schmidt back in return, and then finally ending up getting him a cookie as well.
Nick just keeps repeating the above line with multiple intonations, as he tries to understand, comprehend, and explain, what his rationale was, to himself and to Schmidt. The mere fact that Nick just repeats this same line over and over again makes it one of the funniest moments on the show.
Link Source : https://screenrant.com/new-girl-nick-funniest-quotes/
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