9 Funniest Quotes From Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

9 Funniest Quotes From Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Despite the fact that one of them doesn’t speak, Kevin Smith filled Jay and Silent Bob’s first solo movie with hilarious quotable lines.

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Jay and Silent Bob have been a prominent presence in Kevin Smith’s movies since his debut feature Clerks. They played supporting roles in his next three movies before finally taking center stage in 2001’s Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. Jason Mewes and Smith himself were backed up by such supporting players as Will Ferrell, Ben Affleck, and Carrie Fisher.

Thanks to these supporting cameos and despite the fact that one of the title characters never speaks (unless he has something truly profound to say), Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back is filled with hilarious lines.

9 “15 Bucks, Little Man. Put That S*** In My Hand.” – Jay

The opening scene of Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back reveals that Jay and Bob are still spending all their time in front of the Quick Stop, bothering Dante and Randal at work and selling weed to teenagers.

When one of those teens asks for a nickel bag, Jay sings his response: “15 bucks, little man / Put that s*** in my hand / If that money doesn’t show / Then you’ll owe me, owe me, owe!” This is a silly way to conduct business as a drug dealer, and a super catchy song.

8 “Don’t F*** With A Jedi Master, Son!” – Mark Hamill As Cocknocker

Bluntman and Chronic, the comic book characters based on Jay and Silent Bob whose film adaptation they want to shut down, are primarily a parody of Batman and Robin. But they also have bong lightsabers so there’s a little Star Wars in there, too.

Mark Hamill cameos as their nefarious, crudely named arch-nemesis, Cocknocker. Smith’s script included a bunch of hilarious nods to Hamill’s most iconic role. He tells Bluntman and Chronic, “Don’t f*** with a Jedi Master, son,” and when his hand is chopped off, he says, “Not again!”

7 “Ergo, You Find Yourself In A Very Actionable Position.” – Silent Bob

As usual, in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Bob only speaks when he has something deep and meaningful to say. The movie revolves around Jay and Bob’s attempts to scrap a movie based on the Banky Edwards comic that was originally inspired by them.

Near the end of the movie, Bob demonstrates a surprising knowledge of legal discourse: “When the property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract. Ergo, you find yourself in a very actionable position.” Banky is understandably taken aback by being lawyered by Silent Bob.

6 “Are You Even Supposed To Be Here Today?” – Quick Stop Customer

Jay and Silent Bob aren’t the only Clerks characters who returned in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. Dante and Randal, Clerks’ leads, appear in the early scenes at the Quick Stop convenience store. A customer asks Dante, “Are you even supposed to be here today?” and Dante replies, “Don’t get me started.”

This is a hilarious nod to the line that Dante repeats throughout Clerks about the fact that he’s been called in on his day off: “I’m not even supposed to be here today!”

5 “At Least Call Me By The Right F****** Character!” – James Van Der Beek

Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek appear in hilariously self-deprecating cameos as themselves in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. They’ve been cast to play Bluntman and Chronic in the movie adaptation, and Van Der Beek takes the gig a lot more seriously than Biggs.

Van Der Beek tells his unprofessional co-star, “You wouldn’t last a day on the Creek. A day!” Biggs fires back, “F*** you and your Dawson’s crap! Go to hell, Pacey!” Van Der Beek, who actually played Dawson and not Pacey on Dawson’s Creek, angrily tells Biggs, “At least call me by the right f****** character!” Fans of Dawson’s Creek know that the titular protagonist loses the love of his life to Pacey, so this is a low blow on many levels.

4 “You Dumb F***!” – Silent Bob

Silent Bob’s reluctance to speak sometimes makes communication with Jay difficult because Jay isn’t too bright. In one scene, while they’re waiting to hitch a ride, Bob tries to communicate non-verbally that a car headed to Hollywood is going by, but Jay isn’t getting it at all.

A clueless Jay asks, “What are you trying to say? Just say it already.” So, an exasperated Bob screams at the top of his lungs, “The SIGN on the back of the car said ‘Critters of HOLLYWOOD!’ You dumb f***!” This is a laugh-out-loud juxtaposition from the other, more poignant words that come out of Silent Bob’s mouth.

3 “I Can’t Believe Judi Dench Played Me.” – Dante Hicks

At the end of Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, when the Bluntman & Chronic movie hits theaters, viewers are treated to various View Askewniverse characters’ reactions on opening night.

Iconic Clerks duo Dante and Randal have some choice words for the movie. Randal says, “That was definitely worse than Clash of the Titans,” and Dante says, “I can’t believe Judi Dench played me!” The image of Dame Judi Dench playing a slacker convenience store clerk likely stayed in fans’ minds long after the credits rolled.

2 “It’s Hunting Season!” – Matt Damon As Will Hunting

When Jay and Bob get to Hollywood, they stumbled onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, starring Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. In the fictional sequel, Will once again bumps into his stuffy Harvard-educated frenemy at a bar — except this time, he’s read up on Gordon Wood. The guy quips, “You’re just no longer any good… Will Hunting.” It’s a hysterical spoof of sequels about the hero losing what made them special in the first one, except Will Hunting’s superpower isn’t webslinging or Force sensitivity; it’s intellectual superiority.

It also satirizes Damon’s post-Bourne Identity transformation into a gun-toting action hero following his sensitive dramatic turn in Good Will Hunting. In Good Will Hunting 2, Will pulls out a shotgun, declares “hunting season” has begun, and swiftly disposes of the Harvard kid.

1 “A Jay And Silent Bob Movie? Who Would Pay To See That?” – Holden McNeil

When Jay and Bob visit Holden McNeil, the creator of Bluntman & Chronic, he’s similarly oblivious to the movie being adapted from his work. Baffled, he says, “A Jay and Silent Bob movie? Who would pay to see that?”

Kevin Smith and his co-stars then briefly break the fourth wall to face their paying viewers. Jay and Holden both look at their audience with contempt, but Silent Bob gives off a cheeky smile because he’s the director. It’s the most hilariously meta moment in a hilariously meta movie.

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