Troll 2 10 Funniest Quotes From The Worst Horror Movie Ever

Troll 2: 10 Funniest Quotes From The Worst Horror Movie Ever

The unintended hilarity of Troll 2 is what finally brought the film back from the imaginary vault of terrible flicks, thanks to the hilarious quotes.

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There are few movies that hit that “so-bad-they’re-good” sweet spot as the supernatural horror-comedy, Troll 2. Despite its name, not a single troll rears its ugly head to terrorize innocent visitors of the forests of Nilbog. Originally titled Goblins, it was marketed as a sequel to the very unrelated Troll (1986), but the ploy couldn’t save it from complete box office failure.

The unintended hilarity is what finally brought the film back from the imaginary vault of terrible, forgotten flicks. There it was – a sudden classic. There are many reasons for horror fans to have a lot of fun with Troll 2, from the practical effects to the silly gore. The real winner that elevates this from outright bad to fan-favorite status is the ridiculously quotable script.

10 “It Also Was Very Difficult For Your Father, And For Holly, And For Me, His Daughter”

Little Joshua is seeing his dead grandfather who continues to entertain and amaze him with creepy stories of terrible goblins. This is more than upsetting to his family, and his mother has a hilariously forceful talk with him about how he has to just get over Grandpa Seth’s death and forget about him already.

Even without the forest monsters that await him, that kid would be in for some serious therapy in his future.

9 “Joshua, Start Singing”

This mom has nailed it. She has solved the puzzle. Whenever there is a fight (especially when it’s happening in an inescapable car on a family road trip), there is totally subtle way of gently ending the argument. Tell your youngest mid-shouting match to start singing.

Joshua is reasonably confused, but sings anyway, awkwardly breaking out into “Row, Row, Row Your Boat” while his mother eagerly joins in with him.

8 “You Can’t Piss On Hospitality!”

Upon their fateful arrival to Nilbog, the Waits family is starving. Thankfully, their hosts left them a feast of slime-filled food that obviously is not suspicious at all to any of the hungry road-trippers. Well, anyone except for Joshua.

Already warned by visions of Grandpa Seth, Josh does the only thing that he can think of to assure that his family won’t eat a bite – he pees on it. Aggressively dragged up to his room, he cowers in bed as his father yells at him about what not to do at vacation homes.

7 “There’s No Coffee Here In Nilbog, It’s The Devil’s Drink!”

No comedy-horror would be complete without a creepy man in a farmer’s hat warning and intimidating newcomers, and Trolls 2 does not disappoint. Drew rushes into a drugstore and asks for coffee – because apparently, that is what one does when scared and dripping in sweat.

The man turns hostile, calls coffee the devil’s drink, and then strangely informs him, “we’re vegetarians here in Nilbog.” He offers him milk instead, which looks even less appetizing than the food.

6 “Otherwise, We’ll Be Forced To Kill You Violently!”

The goblins of Nilbog have had enough of trying to get their visitors to eat the nice way. Trapped in a building, the out-of-towners are frozen in fear as the town’s Sheriff aggressively tosses them a bag of sandwiches that floats and spins gracefully through the air. A trick of goblin magic, maybe?

“It’ll go easier on you if you eat’em.” Yeah, it is safe to say that they are not reassured, especially after the creepy drugstore owner tells them that killing them will taint their meat.

5 “What About The Beautiful Liberated Girls?”

Unable to resist the allure of bringing his best buddies on an intimate vacation with his girlfriend’s family, Brent ditches his girlfriend and gets an RV instead. What better way to troll for beautiful, liberated girls than in an old RV full of teen boys?

Like almost every visitor to Nilbog, they are painfully slow to realize that something is amiss, and are still hoping to have some inexplicable “Girls Gone Wild” time.

4 “Nilbog. It’s Goblin Spelled Backwards! This Is Their Kingdom!”

Little Joshua finally realizes the truth about the aptly named Nilbog in a twist that surprises no one in the audience that was even half paying attention to the movie, or even just the first scene.

Grandpa Seth was right all along. His entire family has treacherously stumbled into the goblin kingdom that he had always warned him about and they wouldn’t even listen to him! After everything that Josh has already told his family, it’s actually pretty weird that he didn’t put this together until this moment.

3 “No More Popcorn!”

Maybe there are beautiful liberated women in Nilbog! Well, there’s Creedence, at least. What better way to seduce someone into becoming eventual food than to place a corn cob between them and suggesting heating things up?

As they sensually eat chomp at the corn together, it spontaneously pops into far more popcorn than a single cob should ever reasonably result in, filling the room and covering them both entirely in the snack food.

2 “Think About The Cholesterol. Think About The Toxins!”

The goblin folk are thoroughly disgusted by meat. It is less clear exactly how the strictly vegetarian members of goblin town reconcile turning human meat into plants so they can eat them, but maybe that’s a topic for a prequel.

It appears to be the end for Joshua when he suddenly has a brilliant idea. A double-decker bologna sandwich! Disgusted by his meat consumption, Creedence wails about the cholesterol as his body is tainted by the evils of processed lunchmeat.

1 “They’re Eating Her…Then They’re Going To Eat Me…Oh My Gaaaaaaaaawd!”

Troll 2 is never short on cheesy, over-the-top lines with stilted deliveries, but this one is delivered with pure passion. Injured and dragged into Creedence’s lair, Arnold watches as the goblins dissolve a woman in front of him, feasting on the goopy, green mess of what’s left of her.

Realizing his fate (but maybe afraid that the audience does not), Arnold spells it out, just to make sure. What started out as a terribly written line is now easily one of the most iconic moments in bad horror history.

Link Source : https://screenrant.com/troll-2-funniest-quotes-terrible-movie/

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